Thursday, January 03, 2013

the best defense against an open can of you-know-what


My old friend and neighbor, Deb, who leaves frequent comments on my blog, told me yesterday that the best defense against an open can of fuck is the daily opening of a can of whoop ass. I don't know why I didn't think of that! Thanks, Deb! Frankly, I think we should write this up for JAMA as there is probably true evidence that whoop ass works.

For some reason the concept of whoop ass cracks me up. I spent ten minutes looking for images of whoop ass on google. There are no images for the other can...the one that hit me in the morning...I checked that out, too.

My POD is to finish updating my address list, call Irene, print some pictures, write some thank you notes, and walk for twenty minutes. And to open a fresh can of whoop ass.

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